3 December 2013

A Serious Christmas Message from Paritor

This December we won't be sending you details of special offers to fill you with Christmas cheer. In fact, we won't even be wishing you a Merry Christmas because frankly, there are more serious things going on. This festive season we'll be asking you to join us in our campaign.

Society
Against the
National
Trend of
Allowing
Silly

Representatives
Using
Daft
Over-sized
Laughable
Pullovers
Horribly

This has gone on for far too long and it has to stop. If you wan't a more focused work force and a more serious Saturday Christmas shopping experience then help us with our campaign mission.

Here's how you can get involved:

1) Visit YouTube, watch the campaign video and spread the word
2) Tweet #santasrudolph
3) Ban all festive cheer and woven warmers

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